One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break, and she notices her boss standing in front of a shredder with a clueless look on his face. The secretary walks up to him and asks if he needs help.16 Boss Jokes
"Yes!" he says looking and sounding relieved, "This is very important."
Glad to help, she turns the shredder on and inserts the paper. Then her boss says: "Thanks, I only need one copy."
Yo momma is so fat. She doesn't have a waistline - she has a landscape.17 Fat Jokes
Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.36 Yo Momma Jokes
A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."39 Sex Jokes
His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh ... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
The boy says, "That won't work."
His mom says, "Why?"
The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
Yo momma is so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.31 Yo Momma JokesNext page JokesMother Sayings