109 jokes about mothers
10 obsession jokes
Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions
", he observed.
To the first mother he said, "You are so obsessed with eating you've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom, "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name
He turns to the third mom, "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on Dick, we're leaving."
Teacher2 Little Johnny jokes
: "Where does your mother come from?"
Teacher: "Don't worry, I'll ask
1 marrying jokes
A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women
and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry
." The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.
He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one on the right."
''That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
The mother replies, "I didn't like her!"
14 Little Johnny jokes
: "I got 100 in school
Mother: "Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?"
Little Johnny: "Two things - I got 50 in spelling and 50 in history."
Mother: "Well, at least you can add
18 sex jokesNext page Jokesmother sayings
Little Johny asked her mummy: "Mum are little birds
made of metal?"
Mummy: "Of course not darling, why do you ask?"
"'I heard daddy saying he'd like to screw the arse of the bird next door!"