109 jokes about mothers
31 God jokes
A man got 2 wishes
. He asked for the best wine
and best woman
Next moment, he had the best wine and Mother Theresa next to him.
Moral: Be Specific.
7 mother-in-law jokes
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters
in the word "mother-in-law
" you get the words "woman Hitler".
29 wedding jokes
Attending a wedding
for the first time, Little Susie whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride
dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
Little Susie thought about this for a moment, then said "So why is the groom
40 wife jokesProposal
placed some flowers on the grave
of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife
's first husband
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"5 Short jokesNext page Jokesmother sayings
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"