A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion
stood facing her.
The wife said: "What are we going to do?"
"Nothing, the lion got himself into this mess
, let him get himself out of it."
My mother-in-law asked me: "If you hate me so much, why is my photo
on the chimney
I told her, "So as to keep the kids
away from the fire."