Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My mother-in-law is an angel."2 Angel Jokes
His friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."
What is the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?1 Urn Jokes
About 2.3lbs, including the urn.
A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral.4 Wife Jokes
A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog. "I am so sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?" The man replied, "That first coffin is for my wife." "What happened to her?"
"My dog attacked and killed her."
"Well, who is in the second coffin?"
"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also." A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the man asks in excitement: "Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied: "Join the queue. Everyone is queuing for it."
My mother-in-law and I were happy for 20 years.1 Happy Jokes
Then we met each other.
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.1 Biting JokesNext page Jokes
How is she now?
She's fine - but the dog died.