Mother-in-law jokes

22 jokes about mothers-in-law


What is the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?

About 2.3lbs, including the urn.

1     urn jokes

My mother-in-law and I were happy for 20 years.

Then we met each other.

1     happy jokes

My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.

How is she now?

She's fine - but the dog died.

1     biting jokes

I always know when it's the mother-in-law knocking at the door.

The mice throw themselves in the traps.

1     mouse jokes

What's the definition of happiness?

Getting up in the morning and seeing your mother-in-law's picture on a milk carton!

1     milk carton jokes

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