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Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My mother-in-law is an angel."

His friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."

2     Angel Jokes


What is the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?

About 2.3lbs, including the urn.

1     Urn Jokes


A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral.

A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog. "I am so sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?" The man replied, "That first coffin is for my wife." "What happened to her?"

"My dog attacked and killed her."

"Well, who is in the second coffin?"

"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also." A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.

Then the man asks in excitement: "Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied: "Join the queue. Everyone is queuing for it."

4     Wife Jokes


My mother-in-law and I were happy for 20 years.

Then we met each other.

1     Happy Jokes


My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.

How is she now?

She's fine - but the dog died.

1     Biting Jokes






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