Mother-in-law Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Mothers-In-Law


Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

5     Successful Jokes

What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?

Reload and try again!

3     Shooting Jokes

What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and your mother-in-law?

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth and your mother-in-law doesn't know the difference.

4     Richard Nixon Jokes

A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?"

The vet examines the tail and says, "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?"

The man replies, "My mother-in-law is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"

4     Dog Jokes

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.

She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.

3     Appreciating Jokes

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