5 jokes about morons
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teacher asks her students if they're
Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"
"The Red Sox."
"Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
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New York Yankees jokesTwo guys work for the
city: one furiously digs a
hole, the other quickly fills the hole.
A confused passerby asks: "Why do you dig a hole and fill it up again?"
The digger leans on his shovel and replies: "The lazy
jackass who plants the trees is sick again today."
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idiot jokesA
social worker asks a colleague: "What
time is it?"
The other one answers: "Sorry, don't know, I have no
watch."
The first one: "Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it."
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time jokesHow many
managers does it take to
change a light
bulb?
1) "I want a detailed memo about this issue till tomorrow's morning."
2) "You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!"
3) "We haven't got a policy on that".
4) "I am on my way to a very important meeting, so we'll discuss it some other time."
5) Three. Two to find out if it needs changing, and one to tell an employee to change it.
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