A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."
The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"
The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff ... church, church, church."
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."
The two partners from a small law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them looked alarmed.