69 jokes about money
45 marriage jokes
"Daddy," a little boy asked his father
. "How much does it cost
to get married
"I don't know, son
. I'm still paying for it."
20 lawyer jokes
A young lawyer
who had taken over his father's practice rushed home totally elated.
, listen, you aren't going to believe this," he said to his father. "I've finally settled that old Whitmore suit."
"Settled it!" bellowed his father. "You bumbling idiot
! We've been living off of that money for over five years now!"
19 divorce jokes
"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge
said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."
"That's very nice, your honour," the husband
said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself."
25 lottery jokes13 talent jokesNext page Jokesmoney sayings
A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery
She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"