"Daddy," a little boy asked his father. "How much does it cost to get married?"41 Marriage Jokes
"I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."
A young lawyer who had taken over his father's practice rushed home totally elated.20 Lawyer Jokes
"Dad, listen, you aren't going to believe this," he said to his father. "I've finally settled that old Whitmore suit."
"Settled it!" bellowed his father. "You bumbling idiot! We've been living off of that money for over five years now!"
Talent does what it can, genius what it must.13 Talent Jokes
I do what I get paid to do.
"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."17 Divorce Jokes
"That's very nice, your honour," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself."
What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?27 Hooker JokesNext page JokesMoney Sayings
They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.