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Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Kentucky State Lottery?

The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

25     lottery jokes


"Daddy," a little boy asked his father. "How much does it cost to get married?"

"I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."

51     marriage jokes


Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

6     woman jokes


A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"

25     lottery jokes


Some Somalians open fire on an oil tanker, take hostage the 25 crew and hijack the vessel carrying $100million of oil ...

I 'borrow' some music, TV and films from the internet and they want to sue me for piracy?

This world is messed up.

9     piracy jokes






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