67 jokes about money
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When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father
died, he decided he needed a woman
to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty
took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.
Three days later, she became his stepmother
58 → Joke
"Daddy," a little boy asked his father
. "How much does it cost
to get married
"I don't know, son
. I'm still paying for it."
12 → Joke
What are a woman
's four favorite animals
A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
24 → Joke
A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery
She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"
7 → Joke
Some Somalians open fire on an oil tanker, take hostage the 25 crew and hijack the vessel carrying $100million of oil ...
I 'borrow' some music, TV and films from the internet and they want to sue me for piracy
This world is messed up.