69 jokes about money
44 sperm jokes
and a woman
were waiting at the hospital
Man: "What are you doing here today?"
Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood
. They're going to give me $5 for it."
Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm
, myself. But they pay me $25."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.
Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."
23 shopping jokes34 yo momma jokes
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV
remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband
refused to come shopping
with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."
25 politician jokes
A man went in for a brain
transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon
. He could choose either the Architect
's brain which would cost him $10,000 or the Politician
's which was $100,000.
"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.
"not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."
13 lawyer jokesNext page Jokesmoney sayings
How many lawyers
does it take to change
a light bulb?
1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw
it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?