and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the little girl asked: "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer
and an honest man.'"
A young blind
boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy
really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish
will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep.
The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
How did the mommy CD (or record) punish her children? She wouldn't let them outside to play. ~ Bill Gates O Hell