Mommy mommy - 38 jokes
0 circle jokes
"Mommy, Mommy, Why am I running around in circles
"Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."
0 puking jokes
"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy puked!"
"Shut up and get a fork
, before your sister gets all the big chunks
0 baseball jokes
"Mommy, Mommy! Can Sheldon come out and play baseball
"You already know your little brother has no arms
"Yeah, we know. We just wanna use him for second base."
36 yo momma jokes
is so fat
, she stepped on a scale
and she saw her phone number.
66 Little Johnny jokesNext page Jokes
's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire
station. The firefighter
giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"
Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.
Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"