"Mommy, Mommy, Why am I running around in circles?"0 Circle Jokes
"Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."
"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy puked!"0 Puking Jokes
"Shut up and get a fork, before your sister gets all the big chunks!"
"Mommy, Mommy! Can Sheldon come out and play baseball with us?"0 Baseball Jokes
"You already know your little brother has no arms and legs!"
"Yeah, we know. We just wanna use him for second base."
Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.36 Yo Momma Jokes
Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"30 Little Johnny JokesNext page Jokes
Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.
Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"