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"Mommy, Mommy, Why am I running around in circles?"

"Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."

0     circle jokes


"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy puked!"

"Shut up and get a fork, before your sister gets all the big chunks!"

0     puking jokes


"Mommy, Mommy! Can Sheldon come out and play baseball with us?"

"You already know your little brother has no arms and legs!"

"Yeah, we know. We just wanna use him for second base."

0     baseball jokes


Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

36     yo momma jokes


Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.

Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"

66     Little Johnny jokes






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