Mommy mommy jokes

Mommy mommy - 38 jokes


"Mommy, Mommy, are you sure this is how to learn to swim?"

"Shut up and get back in the sack!"

1     swimming jokes

"Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!"

"Shut up and comb your face!"

1     monkey jokes

"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!"

"Shut up and step on the gas!"

1     daddy jokes

"Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?"

"Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy."

0     sandboxes jokes

"Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller."

"Shut up and get the maple syrup."

0     steamroller jokes

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