Mommy mommy Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Mommy Mommy


"Mommy, Mommy! what's a vampire?"

"Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!"

3     Vampire Jokes

"Mommy, Mommy! I don't want any more hamburger!"

"Shut up and stick your arms back into the meat grinder."

2     Hamburger Jokes

"Mommy, Mommy! Can I have a bike for Christmas?"

"Nope. You already have your wheelchair."

2     Wheelchair Jokes

"Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?"

"Shut up and get back in the oven."

2     Dinner Jokes

"Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?"

"Shut up and keep digging."

2     Daddy Jokes

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