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"Mommy, Mommy! I don't like the crunchy stuff in my pea soup!"

"Shut up. Do you think I pour grandpa's vomit through a sieve?"

3     soup jokes


"Mommy, Mommy! Can I have a bike for Christmas?"

"Nope. You already have your wheelchair."

2     wheelchair jokes


"Mommy, Mommy! what's a vampire?"

"Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!"

3     vampire jokes


"Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to China."

"Shut up and keep digging."

1     China jokes


"Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?"

"Shut up and keep digging."

2     daddy jokes






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