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"Mommy, Mommy, can I have a cookie?"

"Yes, the cookies are on the top shelf."

"But Mommy, I haven't got any arms!"

"No arms, no cookies!"

3     Cookie Jokes


"Mommy, Mommy! Can't we give Daddy a decent burial?"

"Shut up and keep flushing!"

3     Daddy Jokes


"Mommy, Mommy, can I wear a bra now? I'm 16 ..."

"Shut up Albert ..."

7     Bra Jokes


"Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!"

"Shut up and get away from the dart board!"

5     Dart Boards Jokes


"Mommy, Mommy! I don't like the crunchy stuff in my pea soup!"

"Shut up. Do you think I pour grandpa's vomit through a sieve?"

3     Soup Jokes






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