Mom jokes

188 jokes about moms


Yo momma is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.

17     fat jokes

Yo momma is so fat, she could sell shade.

16     fat jokes

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep.

The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

17     blind jokes

Yo momma is so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.

9     yo momma jokes

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

6     Chuck Norris jokes

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