Mom jokes

188 jokes about moms


Yo momma is so fat, when she plays football she plays offense and defense.

13     yo momma jokes

Yo momma is so dumb she threw a stone at the ground and missed.

15     yo momma jokes

Yo momma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

17     fat jokes

A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"

He said, "Call for backup."

28     police jokes

Mom took Little Johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.

Doctor: "How did such a thing happen?"

Johnny: "It's that damn neighbor girl, Susie. Her braces are too darned sharp."

46     brace jokes

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