221 jokes about moms
is so fat
. She sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
: "Mummy, mummy, does a lemon
have a beak?"
Mum: "No it doesn't my son."
Little Johnny: "Oops, so it was a canary
that I squeezed ..."
A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store, grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register. The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"1
"Nope," says the boy, "not for my mom."
The cashier responds, "Well, then they must be for your sister then?"
"Nope," says the boy, "not for my sister, neither."
The cashier is now curious, "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister -- then who are they for?"
The nine-year-old says, "They're for my little brother. They say on TV, if you wear one of these, you can swim and ride a bike, and my little brother can't do either of those things."
A boy in bath with his mum asks: "What's that hairy thing?149
Mum says:"That's my sponge.
The says: "Oh yeah, babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."