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A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!" The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!" The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses ..."

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A chemist walks into a restaurant and asks for Dihydrogen Monoxide. The waiter asks what that is. The chemist informs him that the molecular formula of this chemical is H2O. So the perplexed waiter says, "it's basically water," to which the chemist responds, "neutrally!"

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