Missing jokes

Missing - 15 jokes


A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 feet 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.

The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 feet 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."

The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"

35     police jokes

What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?

Reload and try again!

3     mother-in-law jokes

What's the definition of happiness?

Getting up in the morning and seeing your mother-in-law's picture on a milk carton!

2     mother-in-law jokes

Teacher: "You missed school yesterday didn't you?"

Pupil: "Not very much!"

1     pupil jokes

Teacher: "Why are you the only one in class today?"

Pupil: "Because I missed school dinner yesterday!"

1     school dinners jokes

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