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If Windows 95 is the answer, how stupid must have been the question?

11     Windows 95 Jokes


An airliner is coming into land at an airport obscured by fog. Visibility is practically nil, the ILS system is on the blink, so the pilot has to land on wits alone. "Flaps, check," he says to the copilot, "Landing Gear, check. Altitude, check. Right, we're going in. Hold on." The plane lands and comes to a screeching, grinding halt; just short of the edge of the runway. "Holy Cow!" exclaims the pilot, "This must be the shortest runway I've ever landed on!" The copilot looks left and right and says "Yeah, and about the widest, too ..."

15     Airplane Jokes


Why are all the unemployed in Palm Beach County, Florida sitting on the dock?

An elections official said he needed help to count votes, and they all thought he said he needed help to count boats!

7     Florida Jokes


Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?"

Customer: "Are you crazy? It's twenty below outside ..."

4     Windows Jokes






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