Mental - 14 jokes
15 → Joke
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers
at the bottom of the ocean
A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist
; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)
Chemist17 → Joke
's last words
1) And now the tasting test ...
2) And now shake it a bit ...
3) In which glass was my mineral water?
4) Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?
5) And now the detonating gas problem.
6) This is a completely safe experimental setup.
7) Now you can take the protection window away ...
8) Where do all those holes in my kettle come from?
9) And now a cigarette ...
13 → Joke
The psychology teacher
had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the students
. Speaking specifically about manic depression
, the teacher asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach
3 → Joke
How many fundamentalists
does it take to change a light bulb?
Who cares? They're in the dark
if they change the bulb or not.
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