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Men · Childbirths · Babies · Differences
man,proposing marriageWhat is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
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Men · Bonds · Evolution
man,firecrackerWhat's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.
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Men · Women · Bathrooms
man,grassA man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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Men · Paternity Tests · Fingers · Sex
caveman,televisionWhy don't men believe in paternity tests?

Because the sample is taken from their finger.
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Men · Cows · Intelligence
man,toiletWhat's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!
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