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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Arrive naked ... with beer.

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Women · Men · Intelligence

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

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Men · Childbirth · Pains · Differences

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

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Men · Bonds · Evolution

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

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Men · Women · Phone Numbers

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

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