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Men · Snowstorms · Sex · Penises
businessman:3Why is a man like a snowstorm?

Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
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Sex · Men · Wives · Clumsy · Husbands · Love
businessman:3A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed. So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumber. The man called over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely." So the woman gets out of bed and crosses the room to the husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The husband with a concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?"

The woman gets up and enters the man's bed. The two make passionate love and afterwards the women rolls out. As she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face. The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says, "Clumsy idiot."
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Women · Beer · Men · Naked · Impressing
woman,wateringHOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Arrive naked ... with beer.
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Men · Eggs · Women · Sex · Unfertilized
man,wheel barrow:2Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized."
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Men · Laxatives · Shit · Irritate
man,firecrackerWhy are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.
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