Jokes - Men


 


Men · Weather · Changes
businessman:2Why is a man like the weather?

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
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Men · Minds · Business
businessmanWhat are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.
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Men · Romances · Power · Candlelights · Dinners
man,toiletWhat is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.
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Women · Dogs · Men · Driving · Marriages
woman,kick bagWhy do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Men · Women · Bathrooms
man,hikingA man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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