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Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.

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Proposal

Ben never saw action on his high school football team. One day, the assistant coach gave him a pep talk.

"Remember, Ben," he told him, "everyone on this team has an important role. There is no 'I' in 'team'."

"True," said the boy. "But there is a 'Ben' in 'bench'."

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"Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what I just said."

"When did you first notice this problem?"

"What problem?"

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Pupil: "My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were."

Mother: "Well next time remember where you put things!"

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