39 jokes about membersProposal
Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the same thing.0 → JokeProposal
Ben never saw action on his high school football team. One day, the assistant coach gave him a pep talk.0 → JokeProposal
"Remember, Ben," he told him, "everyone on this team has an important role. There is no 'I' in 'team'."
"True," said the boy. "But there is a 'Ben' in 'bench'."
"Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what I just said."0 → JokeProposal
"When did you first notice this problem?"
Pupil: "My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were."0 → Joke
Mother: "Well next time remember where you put things!"