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Mother: "How was math today?"

Little Johnny: "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"

9     Little Johnny Jokes


Son: "Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?"

Dad: "No, son, it wouldn't be right."

Son: "Well, you could try."

5     Homework Jokes


Teacher: "If I give you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?"

Little Johnny: "Nine."

Teacher: "That's not right, you'd have eight."

Little Johnny: "No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!"

4     Little Johnny Jokes


Teacher: "If I had ten flies on my desk and I swatted one, how many would I have left?"

Little Johnny: "One, the others would have flown away!"

3     Little Johnny Jokes


Father: "What did you learn in school today?"

Son: "That three and three are seven."

Father: "Three and three are six!"

Son: "I guess I didn't learn anything today then!"

1     Learning Jokes






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