Mother: "How was math today?"9 Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny: "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"
Son: "Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?"5 Homework Jokes
Dad: "No, son, it wouldn't be right."
Son: "Well, you could try."
Teacher: "If I give you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?"4 Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny: "Nine."
Teacher: "That's not right, you'd have eight."
Little Johnny: "No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!"
Teacher: "If I had ten flies on my desk and I swatted one, how many would I have left?"3 Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny: "One, the others would have flown away!"
Father: "What did you learn in school today?"1 Learning JokesNext page JokesMath Sayings
Son: "That three and three are seven."
Father: "Three and three are six!"
Son: "I guess I didn't learn anything today then!"