Top 20 Jokes about Math

Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine, and 10 is next.

Because seven ate nine, and 10 is next.

41 Number Jokes

What did the circle say to the tangent line?

Stop touching me!

Stop touching me!

15 Circle Jokes

A golfer called one of the caddies and asked, "I need a caddy who can count and keep the score. What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?"

"10" said the caddy.

"Great, you'll do perfectly!"

"10" said the caddy.

"Great, you'll do perfectly!"

9 Golf Jokes

If parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!

2 Infinity Jokes

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it had so many problems.

Because it had so many problems.

8 Math Books Jokes

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