Masturbation jokes

13 jokes about masturbation


Yo momma is so ugly. Even her vibrator goes limp.

11     vibrator jokes

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

16     viola jokes

What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?

George Michael's latest release.

14     George Michael jokes