Masturbation jokes

13 jokes about masturbation


Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

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What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?

George Michael's latest release.

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Yo momma is so ugly. Even her vibrator goes limp.

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