51 jokes about marriages23 fat jokes
31 husband jokes
Why are husbands
like lawn mowers?
to get started, emit foul odors
, and don't work
half the time.
28 honeymoon jokes
The morning after an all-night honeymoon
expert virtuoso performance in bed
, the somewhat amazed but blissfully happy newlywed wife snuggles up to her new hubby and says, "Darling, you are just wonderful. Last night was simply amazing. May I ask how many others were there before me?"
After a few moments of silence, the wife becomes a little testy and says, "Come on, I know there must have been some - I'm waiting."
And "Captain Experience" takes a deep breath and says, "Hang on sweetheart, I'm still counting
39 animal jokes
drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument
and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband
"Yep," the wife
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In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men
. Concerned about this, a local woman
called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees
to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous ... or what?"
"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."