A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.20 Devil Jokes
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm the Devil," she responded.
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister."
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.33 Man Jokes
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"20 Breakfast Jokes
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
My husband said he wanted more space.36 Husband Jokes
So I locked him outside.
If a couple living together for two years in the state of Tennessee decide to relocate to the state of West Virginia, where they get married, have three children over a seven year period, and then decide to divorce, if after the man moves back to the state of Tennessee, can the couple thereafter still be referred to as brother and sister?17 Tennessee JokesNext page JokesMarriage Sayings