105 jokes about marriages
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was invited for dinner
at a friend
's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife
by calling her "My Love
", "Darling", "Sweetheart
", etc., etc.
His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names
The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."
Single women28 → Joke
claim that all the good men
are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused
and don't know what they want.
21 → Joke
The morning after an all-night honeymoon
expert virtuoso performance in bed, the somewhat amazed but blissfully happy newlywed wife snuggles up to her new hubby and says, "Darling, you are just wonderful. Last night was simply amazing. May I ask how many others were there before me?"
After a few moments of silence, the wife becomes a little testy and says, "Come on, I know there must have been some - I'm waiting."
And "Captain Experience" takes a deep breath and says, "Hang on sweetheart, I'm still counting."
19 → Joke
If a couple
living together for two years in the state of Tennessee
decide to relocate to the state of West Virginia, where they get married, have three children over a seven year period, and then decide to divorce
, if after the man moves back to the state of Tennessee, can the couple thereafter still be referred to as brother and sister?