51 jokes about marriages
20 devil jokes
A woman whose husband
often came home drunk
decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween
night, she put on a devil
suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm the Devil," she responded.
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister
Single women33 man jokes
claim that all the good men
are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused
and don't know what they want.
20 breakfast jokes39 husband jokes
The angry wife
met her husband
at the door. There was alcohol
on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast
19 tennessee jokesNext page Jokesmarriage sayings
If a couple
living together for two years in the state of Tennessee
decide to relocate to the state of West Virginia, where they get married, have three children over a seven year period, and then decide to divorce
, if after the man moves back to the state of Tennessee, can the couple thereafter still be referred to as brother and sister?