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"Daddy," a little boy asked his father. "How much does it cost to get married?"

"I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."

40     money jokes


Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.

15     ring jokes


Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.

13     Short jokes


While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's self-rising, isn't it?"

The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.

13     flower jokes


Why are men with pierced ears better prepared for marriage?

They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

21     man jokes






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