Marriage jokes

104 jokes about marriages


Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

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"Daddy," a little boy asked his father. "How much does it cost to get married?"

"I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."

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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.

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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.

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While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's self-rising, isn't it?"

The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.

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