Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.15 Ring Jokes
"Daddy," a little boy asked his father. "How much does it cost to get married?"41 Money Jokes
"I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.13 Short jokes
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."13 Flower Jokes
He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's self-rising, isn't it?"
The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.
Why are men with pierced ears better prepared for marriage?18 Man JokesNext page JokesMarriage Sayings
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.