104 jokes about marriages
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had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief
was spending less than his wife
39 → Joke
What's the difference
between a new husband
and a new dog
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
21 → Joke
"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge
said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."
"That's very nice, your honour," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself."
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Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar
talking about their lives.
The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE
. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK
. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE
. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck
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