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Light Bulbs · Managers · Bulbs · Changes
light bulbHow many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) "I want a detailed memo about this issue till tomorrow's morning."
2) "You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!"
3) "We haven't got a policy on that".
4) "I am on my way to a very important meeting, so we'll discuss it some other time."
5) Three. Two to find out if it needs changing, and one to tell an employee to change it.
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Managers · Offices · Desks · Measures
conference roomBy three measures a manager is known:

1) The thickness of the carpet in his office.
2) The area of his desk.
3) The volume of his car's engine.
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Supermarkets · Brooms · Colleges · Jobs · Work
businessmanA young man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, then gave him a broom and said,

"Son, your first job will be to sweep out the store."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."
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Lawyers · Doctors · Wives · Managers
woman,rosesA doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems."

The doctor says: "It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health."

The manager says: "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks you're with your wife - you can go to the office and do some work.
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Blondes · Trees · Briefcases · Branches
blonde:2What do you call a blonde in a tree with a briefcase?

Branch Manager.
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