Man jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

Committee: a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.