Man jokes

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized."

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.