Man jokes

Why don't men often show their true feelings?

Because they don't have any.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

Why is a man like the weather?

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Why don't men cook at home?

No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.