Man jokes

217 jokes about men


What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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Why are men like popcorn?

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

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Why don't men often show their true feelings?

Because they don't have any.

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Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.

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Did you hear about the woman who finally figured out men?

She died laughing before she could tell anybody.

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