Man jokes

228 jokes about men



Why don't men often show their true feelings?

Because they don't have any.

7     feeling jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

27     romance jokes

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

48     gay jokes

Why is a man like the weather?

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

10     weather jokes

Why don't men cook at home?

No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.

10     toaster jokes

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