Man jokes

228 jokes about men



Why is a man like the weather?

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

10     weather jokes

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

48     gay jokes

What have clouds and men got in common?

When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!

34     sex jokes

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

14     bond jokes

Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.

33     woman jokes

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