Man jokes

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.

Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.

Why don't men cook at home?

No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."

Did you hear about the woman who finally figured out men?

She died laughing before she could tell anybody.