Man Jokes
Top 100 Jokes about Men



What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

14     Bond Jokes

Why is a man like the weather?

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

10     Weather Jokes

Why are men like popcorn?

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

10     Popcorn Jokes

Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

22     Computer Jokes

Why don't men cook at home?

No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.

10     Toaster Jokes

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