Man jokes

217 jokes about men

Why are men like popcorn?

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

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Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

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Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

1) So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.

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How do men sort their laundry?

"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

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What's the most effective birth control device for men.

Their manners.

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