Man jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Why are men like popcorn?

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Why don't men often show their true feelings?

Because they don't have any.

Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.

Did you hear about the woman who finally figured out men?

She died laughing before she could tell anybody.