Man jokes

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."

Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.