Man jokes

226 jokes about men



Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

25     computer jokes

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

51     gay jokes

Why do men break wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

26     woman jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

25     romance jokes

Four words to ruin a man's ego ...

"Is it in YET?"

67     ego jokes

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