Man jokes

What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Four words to ruin a man's ego ...

"Is it in YET?"

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids
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