Man jokes

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up!

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.

Why do men break wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.