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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

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How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

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What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."

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Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.

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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.

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