Man jokes

Why is a man like the weather?

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

What have clouds and men got in common?

When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.