Man jokes

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

Why don't men often show their true feelings?

Because they don't have any.

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids
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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.