Man jokes

Did you hear about the woman who finally figured out men?

She died laughing before she could tell anybody.

How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Why don't men often show their true feelings?

Because they don't have any.