Man jokes

Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

Why do men break wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Four words to ruin a man's ego ...

"Is it in YET?"