Man jokes

221 jokes about men



What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

29     → Joke

Four words to ruin a man's ego ...

"Is it in YET?"

73     → Joke

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.

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Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids

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