Man jokes

Why are men like popcorn?

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

What's the difference between a man and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.

Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up!