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Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

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man,proposing marriage

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids
...

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man,firecracker

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

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caveman,food

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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caveman,food

Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

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computer

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