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Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

17     love jokes


Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.

34     fire jokes


What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

25     romance jokes


Why don't men often show their true feelings?

Because they don't have any.

7     feeling jokes


What's the difference between a man and a messy room?

You can straighten up a messy room.

14     room jokes






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