Man jokes

What have clouds and men got in common?

When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!

Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up!

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.