Man jokes

What have clouds and men got in common?

When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!

Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up!