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Why don't men eat between meals.

There *IS* no "between" meals.

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caveman,food

Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

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computer

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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man,grass

dog
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

1) So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.

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What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?

Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

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caveman,food



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