Man jokes

Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

What have clouds and men got in common?

When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids
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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.