Man Jokes
Top 100 Jokes about Men



What's the difference between a man and a messy room?

You can straighten up a messy room.

14     Room Jokes

Why don't men often show their true feelings?

Because they don't have any.

7     Feeling Jokes

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.

31     Fire Jokes

Four words to ruin a man's ego ...

"Is it in YET?"

60     Ego Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

17     Love Jokes

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