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Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

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Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.

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How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

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Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

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Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

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