Man jokes

What have clouds and men got in common?

When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.