Man jokes

226 jokes about men



Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

17     love jokes

What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

13     pregnancy jokes

What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."

34     woman jokes

What have clouds and men got in common?

When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!

37     sex jokes

Why don't men cook at home?

No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.

9     toaster jokes

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