Man jokes

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up!

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.

Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

What have clouds and men got in common?

When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!

What's the difference between a man and a messy room?

You can straighten up a messy room.