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What's the difference between a man and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.

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man,paint can

caveman,food
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.

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Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

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man,firecracker

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

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office gal

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids
...

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man,wheel barrow

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