Man jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."

What have clouds and men got in common?

When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!

Why don't men cook at home?

No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.