Man jokes

217 jokes about men

Why don't men eat between meals.

There *IS* no "between" meals.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

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What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?

Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They are married.

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