Man jokes

225 jokes about men



Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

17     love jokes

What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

13     pregnancy jokes

What have clouds and men got in common?

When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!

38     sex jokes

What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."

34     woman jokes

Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

25     computer jokes

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