Man jokes

What's the difference between a man and a messy room?

You can straighten up a messy room.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids
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What have clouds and men got in common?

When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!

What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.