Man jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

What's the difference between a man and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.

What's the difference between a man and a messy room?

You can straighten up a messy room.

How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.