Man jokes

218 jokes about men



What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

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How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

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Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

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