Man jokes

Why did God create man before woman?

He didn't want any advice!

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.