Man jokes

Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up!

What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Why are men like popcorn?

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.