Man jokes

217 jokes about men


How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

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What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

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Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

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How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.

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