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217 jokes about men


Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids
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man,wheel barrow:2

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

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man,toilet

Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.

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man,toilet

Why don't men do laundry?

Cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!

2     1

man,hiking

What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

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man,firecracker



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