Man jokes

What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up!

Four words to ruin a man's ego ...

"Is it in YET?"