Man jokes

What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Why don't men often show their true feelings?

Because they don't have any.

What's the difference between a man and a messy room?

You can straighten up a messy room.

What's the difference between a man and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.