Man jokes

What's the difference between a man and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up!

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.