Man jokes

217 jokes about men



What's the difference between a man and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.

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How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.

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Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

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Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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