Man jokes

228 jokes about men



What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?

One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

18     bigfoot jokes

What's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!

21     cow jokes

What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

19     beer jokes

What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

14     pregnancy jokes

What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."

36     woman jokes

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