Man jokes

What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?

One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

What's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!

What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."