Man jokes

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up!

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

What's the difference between a man and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.