Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?50 Marriage Jokes
Because they are tired of using their own.
How are men and parking spaces alike?11 Parking Jokes
The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.
What's the difference between a man and a parrot?15 Parrot Jokes
You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.
What do men and beer have in common?19 Beer Jokes
They're both empty from the neck up.
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When the power goes off.