Man jokes

Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.

Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.