Man jokes

What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

What's the difference between a man and a messy room?

You can straighten up a messy room.

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.