Man jokes

Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

What's the most effective birth control device for men.

Their manners.

How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.

What's the difference between a man and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.