Man jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

What's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.

How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.