Man jokes

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

What's the difference between a man and a messy room?

You can straighten up a messy room.

What's the difference between a man and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.