Man jokes

228 jokes about men



Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

40     sex jokes

How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

11     parking jokes

What's the most effective birth control device for men.

Their manners.

18     birth control jokes

How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.

44     bean jokes

What's the difference between a man and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.

15     parrot jokes

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