Man jokes

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.

How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.

What's the difference between a man and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.