Man jokes

What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.