Man jokes

What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.

What's the difference between a man and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.