Man Jokes
Top 100 Jokes about Men



Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

50     Marriage Jokes

How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

11     Parking Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.

15     Parrot Jokes

What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

19     Beer Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

25     Romance Jokes

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