Man jokes

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.

How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

What's the most effective birth control device for men.

Their manners.

What's the difference between a man and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.

What's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!