Man jokes

What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.