Man jokes

Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.

What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids
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Why don't men often show their true feelings?

Because they don't have any.