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What's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!

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businessman

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up!

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guys,furniture

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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man,hiking

What have clouds and men got in common?

When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!

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man,wheel barrow

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

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man,paint can

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