Man jokes

226 jokes about men



Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.

44     sperm jokes

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?


41     woman jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

30     beer jokes

How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.

50     bean jokes

Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

12     commercial jokes

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