Man jokes

217 jokes about men

Why is a man like the weather?

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.

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Why don't men cook at home?

No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

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Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

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