Man jokes

225 jokes about men



Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

12     commercial jokes

How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.

49     bean jokes

What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

22     beer jokes

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids

13     woman jokes

Why don't men often show their true feelings?

Because they don't have any.

7     feeling jokes

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