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Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

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man,grass

What's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!

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man,weed

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.

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caveman,television

How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

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man,grass

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