Man jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

What's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.