Man jokes

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.