Man jokes

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.