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Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

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man,firecracker

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.

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caveman,food

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

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man,calling

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

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caveman,food

What have clouds and men got in common?

When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!

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girl,sexy

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