Man jokes

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.