Man jokes

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

Why did God create man before woman?

He didn't want any advice!

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

What's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!

Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.