Man jokes

Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.