Man jokes

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

What's the difference between a man and a messy room?

You can straighten up a messy room.