Man jokes

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

What's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!

What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?

One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.