Man jokes

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.

What's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

What's the difference between a man and a messy room?

You can straighten up a messy room.