Man jokes

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.

What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?

One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.