Man jokes

What's the difference between a man and a messy room?

You can straighten up a messy room.

What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

What's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!

What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.