Man jokes

217 jokes about men

Why don't men often show their true feelings?

Because they don't have any.

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Why is a man like a snowstorm?

Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.

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What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up!

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Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.

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What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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