Man jokes

What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?

One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

What's the difference between a man and a messy room?

You can straighten up a messy room.