Man jokes

228 jokes about men



Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.

26     laxative jokes

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?


151     sex jokes

Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.

40     sperm jokes

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

54     marriage jokes

Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

41     sex jokes

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