Man jokes

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.

What's the difference between a man and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.