Man jokes

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

What have clouds and men got in common?

When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!

What is the most common pregnancy craving?

For men to be the ones who get pregnant.