Man jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.