Man jokes

What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?

One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.