Man jokes

What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?

One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.