Man jokes

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids
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How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.