Man jokes

Why did God create man before woman?

He didn't want any advice!

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

What's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!