Man jokes

Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?

One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

What's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!