Man jokes

What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."