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What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

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What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

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