Man jokes

What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?

One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

What's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!