Man jokes

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.