Man jokes

228 jokes about men



Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

33     penis jokes

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

25     sperm jokes

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

28     toilet roll jokes

Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

15     commercial jokes

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?


41     woman jokes

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