Man Jokes
Top 100 Jokes about Men



Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

15     Commercial Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

38     Woman Jokes

What is a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

80     Sex Jokes

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?


37     Woman Jokes

Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.

24     Laxative Jokes

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