Man jokes

226 jokes about men



Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids

16     woman jokes

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

33     toilet roll jokes

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

38     penis jokes

How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

11     parking jokes

Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

39     sex jokes

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