Man jokes

Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?

One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.