Man jokes

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.