Man jokes

228 jokes about men



How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

33     beer jokes

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

25     sperm jokes

Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

15     commercial jokes

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

31     toilet roll jokes

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?


151     sex jokes

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