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What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?

One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

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man,calling

What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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man,proposing marriage

Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

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man,grass

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

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woman,haircut

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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man,hiking

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