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Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.

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caveman,food

What is a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

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girl,sexy

What's the difference between a man and a messy room?

You can straighten up a messy room.

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man,proposing marriage

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

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caveman,food

What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?

One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

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man,grass

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