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Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.

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What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

Castrated.

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What is a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

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What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

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