Man jokes

225 jokes about men



Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.

28     blonde jokes

What is a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

103     sex jokes

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

25     sperm jokes

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

33     toilet roll jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

50     woman jokes

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