Man Jokes
Top 100 Jokes about Men



How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

30     Beer Jokes

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

25     Sperm Jokes

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

33     Penis Jokes

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids

18     Woman Jokes

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

29     Toilet Roll Jokes

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