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Why did God create man before woman?

He didn't want any advice!

11     God jokes


What is a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

89     sex jokes


Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids
...

18     woman jokes


How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

43     woman jokes


How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

33     beer jokes






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