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What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

Castrated.

31     brain jokes


What is a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

89     sex jokes


How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

48     woman jokes


Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

40     penis jokes


Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids
...

18     woman jokes






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