Man jokes

226 jokes about men



Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.

33     laxative jokes

What is a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

94     sex jokes

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

25     sperm jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

51     woman jokes

Why did God create man before woman?

He didn't want any advice!

6     God jokes

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