How many men does it take to open a beer?30 Beer Jokes
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
What do men and sperm have in common?25 Sperm Jokes
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Why does a penis have a hole in the end?33 Penis Jokes
So men can be open minded.
Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?18 Woman Jokes
3) MENtal breakdown
How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?29 Toilet Roll JokesNext page JokesMan Sayings
We don't know. Never happens.