Man jokes

228 jokes about men



What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?


31     brain jokes

What is a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

89     sex jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

48     woman jokes

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

40     penis jokes

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids

18     woman jokes

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