Man jokes

217 jokes about men

What's the difference between a man and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.

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How many men would it take to mop a floor?

No one knows. They've never done it.

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Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.

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Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

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What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

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