Man jokes

If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

Castrated.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.