Man jokes

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.

Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.

What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.