Man jokes

225 jokes about men



If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

27     woman jokes

What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

25     housework jokes

Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.

33     laxative jokes

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?


37     brain jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

28     business jokes

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