Man jokes

217 jokes about men

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.

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What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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How are men and parking spaces alike?

The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

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