Man jokes

Why is a man like a snowstorm?

Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.

What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?