Man jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

Castrated.

What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.