Man Jokes
Top 100 Jokes about Men

If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

Why is a man like a snowstorm?

Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.

What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

Castrated.