Man jokes

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.

If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

Castrated.