Man jokes

If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.

Why did God create man before woman?

He didn't want any advice!

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.