Man jokes

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

Castrated.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.

What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.