Man jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.

What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.