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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

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man,toilet

If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

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caveman,television

Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.

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man,hiking

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

Castrated.

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man,hiking

What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

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caveman,television

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