Man jokes

217 jokes about men


What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

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A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.

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Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.

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What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

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Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.

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