Man jokes

227 jokes about men



What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?


35     brain jokes

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

34     breast jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

29     business jokes

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.

29     blonde jokes

What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

25     housework jokes

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