Man jokes

228 jokes about men



Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized."

34     egg jokes

Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

35     woman jokes

Why don't men eat between meals.

There *IS* no "between" meals.

13     meal jokes

PMS is something that makes a woman act once a month like a man acts every day.

12     woman jokes

Why did the man cross the road?

He heard the chicken was a slut.

12     chicken jokes

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