Man jokes

228 jokes about men



Committee: a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

18     committee jokes

Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

25     computer jokes

Why are men like popcorn?

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

10     popcorn jokes

Why do men break wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

27     woman jokes

A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

18     woman jokes

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