Man jokes

228 jokes about men



Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.

37     woman jokes

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

14     bond jokes

Four words to ruin a man's ego ...

"Is it in YET?"

67     ego jokes

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

17     childbirth jokes

What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention.

41     ball jokes

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