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Why were males created before females?

Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

8     female jokes


"Daddy," a little boy asked his father. "How much does it cost to get married?"

"I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."

45     marriage jokes


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," He responded.

"Oh, killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

25     fly jokes


How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Let the bitch cook in the dark.

25     pig jokes


Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

To stop the snoring before it starts.

10     spider jokes






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