Why were males created before females?8 Female Jokes
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
"Daddy," a little boy asked his father. "How much does it cost to get married?"41 Marriage Jokes
"I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.25 Fly Jokes
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?25 Pig Jokes
None, Let the bitch cook in the dark.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?10 Spider JokesNext page Jokes
To stop the snoring before it starts.