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    Honeymoon · Sex · M&M's · Girls
    dominatrixA mother has 3 girls, they all got married, but she wants to know how the sex is, so she says that after the night on the honeymoon, they write a postcard saying how it went.

    The 1st girl writes: M&M's.

    Puzzled, the women buys a pack of M&M's and reads the slogan "It melts in your mouth, not in your hand."

    The 2nd girl writes: Campbell's soup.

    Again the mom buys some cambles soup and reads, "Mmm ... mmm ... good."

    3 weeks pass and the 3rd girl finally writes: Ford

    The mom goes to her ford jeep and reads "The best never stop."
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    Blondes · Peeling · M&M's
    blonde:4Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

    They're too hard to peel.
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    Your Mama · M&M's · Alphabet
    Your mama is so stupid. She tried to put M&M's in alphebetical order.
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