76 jokes about little johnnyProposal
Teacher: "I told you to write this poem out 10 times to improve your handwriting and you've only done it 7 times?"7 → JokeProposal
Little Johnny: "Looks like my counting isn't too good either!"
Teacher: "If 1+ 1 = 2 and 2+ 2 = 4, what is 4+ 4?"4 → JokeProposal
Little Johnny: "That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!"
Little Johnny wrote: "Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!"6 → JokeProposal
Santa wrote back: "Send me your mother ..."
Teacher: "You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you?"5 → JokeProposal
Little Johnny: "How did you know?"
Teacher: "Fred's paper says 'I don't know' and you have added 'Me, neither'!"
Little Johnny asks his mother her age.7 → Joke
She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again his mother replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did Daddy leave you?"
To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and sends him to his room.
On the way, Johnny trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out.
Johnny runs back into the room. "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"