71 jokes about little johnny
19 question jokes
Little Johnny asks his mother her age
She replies, "Gentlemen
don't ask ladies
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again his mother replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did Daddy leave you?"
To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and sends him to his room.
On the way, Johnny trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out.
Johnny runs back into the room. "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"
17 priest jokes
One Sunday morning, the priest
noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names. And small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Little Johnny."
Little Johnny: "Good morning! Father Scott, what is this?"
Father Scott: "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service
Little Johnny: "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"
Teacher10 water pollution jokes
: "What can we do to stop water pollution?"
Little Johnny: "Stop taking baths
Teacher12 counting jokes
: "I told you to write this poem out 10 times to improve your handwriting
and you've only done it 7 times?"
Little Johnny: "Looks like my counting
isn't too good either!"
Teacher9 answer jokesNext page Jokes
: "If 1 + 1 = 2 and 2 + 2 = 4, what is 4 + 4?"
Little Johnny: "That's not fair you answer
the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!"