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Teacher: "If 1+ 1 = 2 and 2+ 2 = 4, what is 4+ 4?"

Little Johnny: "That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!"

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Little Johnny wrote: "Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!"

Santa wrote back: "Send me your mother ..."

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Mother: "How was math today?"

Little Johnny: "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"

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Little Johnny's family is sitting at the dinner table.

Father: "Can you please pray for dinner!"

Little Johnny: "Dear God. Please, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Dad’s computer. Amen!"

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Teacher: "What can we do to stop water pollution?"

Little Johnny: "Stop taking baths?"

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