76 jokes about little johnnyProposal
Teacher: "Did you parents help you with these homework problems?"6 Proposal
Little Johnny: "No I got them all wrong by myself!"
Teacher: "You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you?"4 Proposal
Little Johnny: "How did you know?"
Teacher: "Fred's paper says 'I don't know' and you have added 'Me, neither'!"
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers that, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy."6 Proposal
"No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside ... that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer.
"What?" asks Clinton, "Isn't there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally little Johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy."
"Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says Johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"
Teacher: "I'm glad to see your writing has improved."3 Proposal
Little Johnny: "Thank you!"
Teacher: "Now I can see how bad your spelling is though!"
Teacher: "What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?"3
Little Johnny: "I don't know, I wasn't invited!"