71 jokes about little johnny
Little Susie was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Susie, who created the universe?'' When Little Susie didn't stir, Little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty!'' shouted Susie and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Susie fell back to sleep.26 Little Susie jokes
A while later the teacher asked Susie, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Susie didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Susie and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Susie fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Susie a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
Teacher12 counting jokes
: "I told you to write this poem out 10 times to improve your handwriting
and you've only done it 7 times?"
Little Johnny: "Looks like my counting
isn't too good either!"
Teacher9 answer jokes
: "If 1 + 1 = 2 and 2 + 2 = 4, what is 4 + 4?"
Little Johnny: "That's not fair you answer
the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!"
Teacher9 spelling jokes
: "I'm glad to see your writing
Little Johnny: "Thank you!"
Teacher: "Now I can see how bad your spelling
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Mother: "How was math
Little Johnny: "Our teacher
has a bad memory
. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"