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Proposal

Teacher: "I'm glad to see your writing has improved."

Little Johnny: "Thank you!"

Teacher: "Now I can see how bad your spelling is though!"

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Teacher: "Did you parents help you with these homework problems?"

Little Johnny: "No I got them all wrong by myself!"

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Teacher: "What came after the stone age and the bronze age?"

Little Johnny: "The sausage!"

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Proposal

Teacher: "Name two pronouns?"

Little Johnny: "Who? Me?"

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Head teacher: "Are you in the top half of your class?"

Little Johnny: "No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible!"

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