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Proposal

Teacher: "If 1+ 1 = 2 and 2+ 2 = 4, what is 4+ 4?"

Little Johnny: "That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!"

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Proposal

Little Johnny wrote: "Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!"

Santa wrote back: "Send me your mother ..."

6     → Joke


Proposal

Teacher: "What can we do to stop water pollution?"

Little Johnny: "Stop taking baths?"

3     → Joke


Proposal

Teacher: "I hope I didn't see you copying from David's work!"

Little Johnny: "I hope you didn't too!"

3     → Joke


Proposal

Teacher: "I'm glad to see your writing has improved."

Little Johnny: "Thank you!"

Teacher: "Now I can see how bad your spelling is though!"

4     → Joke


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