76 jokes about little johnnyProposal
Little Johnny asks his mother her age.6 Proposal
She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again his mother replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did Daddy leave you?"
To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and sends him to his room.
On the way, Johnny trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out.
Johnny runs back into the room. "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"
Teacher: "Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?"4 Proposal
Little Johnny: "I suspect it's around Hadrian's garden!"
Head teacher: "Are you in the top half of your class?"4 Proposal
Little Johnny: "No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible!"
Teacher: "Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it."3 Proposal
Little Johnny: "When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail!"
Teacher: "Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago?"5
Little Johnny: "Me!"