71 jokes about little johnny
5 → Joke
Mother: "How was math
Little Johnny: "Our teacher
has a bad memory
. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"
Teacher6 → Joke
: "Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?"
LIttle Johnny: "At the bottom!"
Teacher5 → Joke
: "Fred can you find me America
on the map please?"
Fred: "There it is!"
Teacher: "Now, Johnny, who discovered America?"
Little Johnny: "Fred did!"
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Little Johnny's family is sitting at the dinner table.
Father, "Can you please pray
Little Johnny, "Dear God. Please, please send clothes
for all those poor ladies in Dad’s computer. Amen!"
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