Teacher: "Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago?"4 Proposal
Little Johnny: "Me!"
Teacher: "Did you parents help you with these homework problems?"4 Proposal
Little Johnny: "No I got them all wrong by myself!"
Mother: "How was math today?"1 Proposal
Little Johnny: "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"
Teacher: "Can you count to 10?"1 Proposal
Little Johnny: "Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten."
Teacher: "Now go on from there."
Little Johnny: "Jack, Queen, King."
Teacher: "What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?"2
Little Johnny: "I don't know, I wasn't invited!"