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Teacher: "What came after the stone age and the bronze age?"
Little Johnny: "The sausage!"
Little Johnny asks his mother her age.
She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again his mother replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did Daddy leave you?"
To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and sends him to his room.
On the way, Johnny trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out.
Johnny runs back into the room. "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"
Mother: "How was math today?"
Little Johnny: "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"
Teacher: "Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago?"
Little Johnny: "Me!"
Teacher: "I told you to write this poem out 10 times to improve your handwriting and you've only done it 7 times?"
Little Johnny: "Looks like my counting isn't too good either!"
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