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Teacher: "If 1+ 1 = 2 and 2+ 2 = 4, what is 4+ 4?"3 Proposal
Little Johnny: "That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!"
Little Johnny asks his mother her age.5 Proposal
She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again his mother replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did Daddy leave you?"
To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and sends him to his room.
On the way, Johnny trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out.
Johnny runs back into the room. "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"
Teacher: "Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago?"5 Proposal
Little Johnny: "Me!"
Teacher: "Did you parents help you with these homework problems?"6 Proposal
Little Johnny: "No I got them all wrong by myself!"
Teacher: "I told you to write this poem out 10 times to improve your handwriting and you've only done it 7 times?"5
Little Johnny: "Looks like my counting isn't too good either!"