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Teacher: "Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?"

LIttle Johnny: "At the bottom!"

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Teacher: "You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you?"

Little Johnny: "How did you know?"

Teacher: "Fred's paper says 'I don't know' and you have added 'Me, neither'!"

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Teacher: "I told you to write this poem out 10 times to improve your handwriting and you've only done it 7 times?"

Little Johnny: "Looks like my counting isn't too good either!"

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Teacher: "Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago?"

Little Johnny: "Me!"

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Teacher: "Did you parents help you with these homework problems?"

Little Johnny: "No I got them all wrong by myself!"

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