: "If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer
by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?"
Little Johnny: "The wrong
: "You copied from Fred's exam
paper didn't you?"
Little Johnny: "How did you know
Teacher: "Fred's paper says 'I don't know' and you have added 'Me, neither'!"
: "Fred can you find me America
on the map please?"
Fred: "There it is!"
Teacher: "Now, Johnny, who discovered America?"
Little Johnny: "Fred did!"
One Sunday morning, the priest
noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names. And small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Little Johnny."
Little Johnny: "Good morning! Father Scott, what is this?"
Father Scott: "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service
Little Johnny: "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"