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Teacher: "Can you count to 10?"2 Proposal
Little Johnny: "Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten."
Teacher: "Now go on from there."
Little Johnny: "Jack, Queen, King."
Teacher: "Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago?"5 Proposal
Little Johnny: "Me!"
Teacher: "I told you to write this poem out 10 times to improve your handwriting and you've only done it 7 times?"5 Proposal
Little Johnny: "Looks like my counting isn't too good either!"
Teacher: "What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?"3 Proposal
Little Johnny: "I don't know, I wasn't invited!"
Mother: "How was math today?"2
Little Johnny: "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"