Little Johnny jokes

Teacher: "You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you?"

Little Johnny: "How did you know?"

Teacher: "Fred's paper says 'I don't know' and you have added 'Me, neither'!"

Teacher: "What can we do to stop water pollution?"

Little Johnny: "Stop taking baths?"

Little Johnny wrote: "Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!"

Santa wrote back: "Send me your mother ..."

Teacher: "Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?"

LIttle Johnny: "At the bottom!"

Teacher: "Name an animal that lives in Lapland?"

Little Johnny: "A reindeer."

Teacher: "Good, now name another."

Little Johnny: "Another reindeer!"