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Teacher: "Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it."

Little Johnny: "When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail!"

18     word jokes


Teacher: "What is the most common phrase used in school?"

Little Johnny: "I don't know!"

Teacher: "Correct!"

15     phrases jokes


Teacher: "Fred can you find me America on the map please?"

Fred: "There it is!"

Teacher: "Now, Johnny, who discovered America?"

Little Johnny: "Fred did!"

13     America jokes


Little Johnny: "I got 100 in school today."

Mother: "Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?"

Little Johnny: "Two things - I got 50 in spelling and 50 in history."

Mother: "Well, at least you can add!"

18     test jokes


Teacher: "Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?"

LIttle Johnny: "At the bottom!"

13     declaration of independence jokes






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