Little Johnny jokes

Teacher: "Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago?"

Little Johnny: "Me!"

Teacher: "Fred can you find me America on the map please?"

Fred: "There it is!"

Teacher: "Now, Johnny, who discovered America?"

Little Johnny: "Fred did!"

Teacher: "Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?"

LIttle Johnny: "At the bottom!"

Little Johnny's family is sitting at the dinner table.

Father, "Can you please pray for dinner!"

Little Johnny, "Dear God. Please, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Dad’s computer. Amen!"

Little Johnny wrote: "Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!"

Santa wrote back: "Send me your mother ..."