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Little Johnny wrote: "Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!"

Santa wrote back: "Send me your mother ..."

18     Santa Claus jokes


Teacher: "Name an animal that lives in Lapland?"

Little Johnny: "A reindeer."

Teacher: "Good, now name another."

Little Johnny: "Another reindeer!"

9     reindeer jokes


Teacher: "Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago?"

Little Johnny: "Me!"

14     important jokes


Teacher: "Fred can you find me America on the map please?"

Fred: "There it is!"

Teacher: "Now, Johnny, who discovered America?"

Little Johnny: "Fred did!"

12     America jokes


Little Johnny: "I got 100 in school today."

Mother: "Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?"

Little Johnny: "Two things - I got 50 in spelling and 50 in history."

Mother: "Well, at least you can add!"

16     test jokes






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