Little Johnny jokes
71 jokes about little johnny
Teacher
: "Give me a
sentence
with the
words
defence, defeat and detail in it."
Little Johnny: "When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail!"
18
word jokes
Teacher
: "What is the most common phrase used in
school
?"
Little Johnny: "I don't
know
!"
Teacher: "
Correct
!"
15
phrases jokes
Teacher
: "Fred can you find me
America
on the map please?"
Fred: "There it is!"
Teacher: "Now, Johnny, who discovered America?"
Little Johnny: "Fred did!"
13
America jokes
Little Johnny: "I got 100 in
school
today."
Mother: "Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?"
Little Johnny: "Two things - I got 50 in spelling and 50 in history."
Mother: "Well, at least you can
add
!"
18
test jokes
Teacher
: "Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?"
LIttle Johnny: "At the bottom!"
13
declaration of independence jokes
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